What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have ?A catastrophe !

How is cat food sold ?Usually purr can !

What noise does a cat make going down the highway ?Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !

What is the cat’s favourite TV show ?The evening mews !

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?An animal that puts you out a night !

How do you know if you cat’s got a bad cold ?He has cat-arrh !

How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling ?She’s got that down in the mouth look !

What do cat actors say on stage ?Tabby or not tabby !

What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?I’m paw !

How do cats eat spaghetti ?The same as everyone else – they put it in their mouths!

How do cats eat spaghetti ?The same as everyone else – they put it in their mouths!

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?A carrot !