What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ?A good jumpurr !
Why do black cats never shave ?Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !
What did the black cat say to the fish ?I’ve got a bone to pick with you !
Why did the cat sleep under the car ?Because she wanted to wake up oily !
Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?Because they’re let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !
Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ?There was some money in the kitty !
What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese ?He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath !
