Policeman: Why didn’t you obey that stop sign?Driver: I don’t believe everything I read.

Policeman: Why didn’t you stop at that red light?Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

Policeman: Why did you crash into that stop sign?Motorist: I was only following orders.

Policeman: Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?Motorist: Because you’d catch me on a slow one.

Policeman: What do you think you’re doing parking your car there?Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says “Safety Zone.”

Policeman: Why are you driving on the sidewalk?Motorist: It’s too dangerous on the street.

Policeman: Why are you driving that car in circles?Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

Policeman: I suppose you’re going to tell me you weren’t speeding.Motorist: I was speeding all right, but I was testing you to see if you were paying attention.

Policeman: I’ve had my eye on you for some time now.Young Lady: That’s funny. I thought you were arresting me for speeding.

Policeman: What do you think you’re doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?Driver: My brakes don’t work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Policeman: Didn’t you see the signs with the speed limit?Driver: I thought they were just suggestions.

Policeman: Do you know how fast you were going?Motorist: No, you’re the one with the radar.