Where do cars get the most flat tires?Where there is a fork in the road.
What kind of car drives over water?Any kind of car, if it goes over a bridge.
If an electric train travels 90 miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing from the north, in which direction is the smoke blowing?There is no smoke from an electric train!
What is the best thing to take when you’re run over?The number of the car that hit you.
What part of a car is the laziest?The wheels. They are always tired.
Why is an old car like a baby playing?Because it goes with a rattle.
Teacher: “Who built the first American car?” Student: “Me Pilgrims.” Teacher: “The Pilgrims?” Student: “Yeah, they made the Mayflower Compact.”
What did one car muffler say to the other car muffler?”Am I exhausted!”
