Did you hear about the cannibal who went vegetarian?He couldn’t stop eating swedes.
Cannibal Boy: I’ve brought a friend home for dinner. Cannibal Mom: Put him in the fridge and we’ll have him tomorrow.
The cannibal king was having dinner when a servant came running in. “Your Majesty,” he said, “the slaves are revolting!””You don’t have to tell me,” said the king. “I’m trying to eat them. “Where did we get these slaves anyway?””From the country next door,” replied the servant. “We must get a new butcher,” said the […]
First cannibal: We had burglars last night. Second cannibal: Did they taste good?
First cannibal: I don’t know what to make of my husband these days. Second cannibal: How about a curry?
A cannibal son and his father are out looking for food. They are watching people walk down the street. The son suggested a particularly plump woman and the father rejected saying that she’s too fatty. Later on the son asked about a very skinny woman. Again the father refused saying that she’s to skinny. After […]
Q. What did the cannibal’s wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner? A. The cold shoulder.
Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force?He said he wanted to grill his suspects.
Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide? He got himself into a real stew.
Cannibals capture three men. The men are told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their skin will be used to make canoes. Then they are each given a final request. The first man asks to be killed as quickly and painlessly as possible. His request is granted, and they poison him. The […]
