Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker?He wanted a balanced meal.

First Cannibal: “Have you seen the dentist?”Second Cannibal: “Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time.”

First cannibal: Come and have dinner in our but tonight.Second cannibal: What are you having? First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.

What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ?He went down really well !

Why do cannibals make suitcases out of peoples heads?Because they’re headcases !

What happened to the cannibal lion?He had to swallow his pride!

What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary’s ear?He had his first taste of Christianity!

Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation?He said ”So that I can feed my lads with m’lasses!

Why was the cannibal looking peeky?Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!

Why would the cannibal only eat babies?He was on a diet!

What happened when the cannibal got a religion?He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

Why didn’t the cannibal eat Mike Tyson?He thought he would give him a paunch!