A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces his altitude and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: “Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?”The man below says: “Yes, you’re in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this […]

Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called intothe personnel director’s office. “What is the meaning of this?” thedirector asked. “When you applied for this job, you told us you had fiveyears experience. Now we discovered this is the first job you’ve everheld.””Well,” the young man replied, “in your advertisement you […]

There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But the only permanent damage he suffered was the amputation of both of his ears. As a result of this ‘unusual’ handicap, he was very self-conscious about his having no ears. Because of the accident, he received a large sum of money […]

When Abraham Liebowitz gets to school he discovers that he is the only Jewish kid in the class. But it’s a decent town and nobody really bothers him. One day the teacher asks the class “Who was the greatest person who ever lived? and why?” And to make it interesting she held a twenty dollar […]