Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York? Driver: Which part? Passenger: All of me, of course!
Teacher: Tommy Russell, you’re late again. Tommy: Sorry, sir. It’s my bus – it’s always coming late. Teacher: Well, if it’s late again tomorrow, catch an earlier one.
A man standing at a bus stop was eating a hamburger. Next to him stood a lady with her little dog, which became very excited at the smell of the man’s supper and began whining and jumping up at him. “Do you mind if I throw him a bit?” said the man to the lady. […]
What’s the difference between a bus driver and a cold? A bus driver knows the stops, and a cold stops the nose.
Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat woman opposite said, “If you were a gentleman, young man, you’d stand up and let someone else sit down.” “And if you were a lady,” replied Roger, “you’d stand up and let four people sit down.”
What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don’t know but it could always get a seat on a bus!
Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I won’t stand in your way.
Bus passenger: I’d like a ticket to New York, please. Ticket seller: By Buffalo? Bus passenger: Of course not, I’m in the bus queue, aren’t I?
