How was the hamburger murdered?First it was ‘rolled,’ then smothered in onions
In what school subjects does the teacher say, ‘Well done, hamburgers’?A wide range of subjects – meatyeval, history, meatematics and word grill.
How far do burgers go in school?Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).
How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger Land baseball?He throws four meatballs!
How do you make a hamburger green?Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!
How do we know that hamburgers love classic music?They’re often found at the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall!
