What happens when two burgers fall in love?They live together in holy meatrimony!
What great song is associated with hamburgers and baseball?’Steak Me Out to the Ballgame’!
What do they call a meeting among the most brilliant people in Burger Land?A MEATing of the minds!
What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl?It’s PAN-demonium!
What do you use to determine if a refrigerated burger is cold enough?A thermomeater!
What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning?Well, it’s back to the old grind!
What do some people have against cheeseburgers?They say, ‘Burgers can’t be cheesy!’
What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?You’ve got no beef, soldier!
What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?They think they are in a pickle.
