When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile button?When somebody says, ‘Well done’!
When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?When the chips are down!
What system do they teach in Hamburger High’s math courses?The meatric system, silly!
What old-time song is the burgers’ favourite?’Hammy’ – as sung by Al Jolson!
What is the hamburgers’ motto?If at first you don’t succeed, fry, fry again!
What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have?A fastball – a sizzler.
