Which is the meat patties’ least favourite day of the week?Fry-day!

Which meatballs get a little tipsy on occasion?The POTTED ones!

Which burger is famous for a long nose?Cyrano de Burgerac!

Which burgers can tell your fortune?Medium burgers!

Which burgers love to act?Ham-burgers!

Which burgers are dishonest?Cat-burgers! (burglars)

Where does a burger go on vacation?The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!

Which baseball team is currently the favourite with hamburger fans?The Cincinnati Reds -because they’re the Big Bread Machine!

When the crooked hamburger took it on the ‘lamb’, where did it go?Oh, ‘ewe’ know!

Where can a burger get a great night’s sleep?On a bed of lettuce!

Where do the burgers go on New Year’s Eve?To a meat ball!

Where does a burger feel at home?On the range!