Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed?They saw the salad dressing!

Why was the burger thrown out of the Army?He couldn’t pass mustard! (muster)

Why is President Carter important to Hamburger Land in April?One the opening day of the baseball season, he throws out the first meatball!

Why do hamburgers make good baseball players?They’re great at the plate!

Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?They won’t talk no matter how you grill them!

Why do burgers run the gauntlet?To test their meattle!

Why do hamburgers act brilliantly on stage?They give meaty performances – especially if they are in their prime!

Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?They get to meet their old flames!

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?Who knows – maybe they’re picklish!

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?Because it’s a FAST food!

Why are hamburgers essential to football?Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!