My brother’s just opened a shop.Really? How’s he doing?Six months. He opened it with a crowbar.

Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. ‘ Sis,’ he said, ‘I wish you’d sing Christmas carols.”That’s nice of you, Alfie,’ she replied. ‘Why ?”Then I’d only have to hear you once a year !’

So you are distantly related to the family next door, are you?Yes- their dog is our dog’s brother.

A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. ‘Well,’ said the Scout. ‘Mum had only one dose of castor oil left, so I let my baby brother have it.’

First Boy: Why is your brother always flying off the handle ?Second Boy: Because he’s got a screw loose !

Peter: My brother wants to work badly!Anita: As I remember, he usually does !

Dan: My little brother is a real pain.Nan: Things could be worse.Dan: How?Nan: He could be twins !