Doctor, Doctor! my sister thinks she’s an elevator.Tell her to come in.I can’t. She doesn’t stop at this floor.
‘What’s your father’s occupation?’ asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year.’He’s a conjurer, Ma’am,’ said the new boy.’How interesting. What’s his favourite trick?”He saws people in half.”Gosh! now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?”One half brother and two half sisters.’
Michael: It’s hard for my sister to eat.Maureen: Why ?Michael: She can’t bear to stop talking.
Do you like my new baby sister ? The stalk bought her.Hmm, it looks as if the stalk dropped her on her head.
Did the bionic monster have a brother ?No, but he had lots of trans-sisters!
Mum: Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?Boy: Because he read the label, and it said ‘shake well before using.’
Mummy Monster: What are you doing with that saw and where’s your little brother ?Young Monster: Hee, hee ! He’s my half-brother now!
Little Brother: I’m going to buy a sea horse.Big Brother: Why?Little Brother: Because I want to play water polo!
Dad: Don’t be selfish. Let your brother use the sled half the time.Son: I do, Dad. I use it going down the hill and he gets to use it coming up!
Big Brother: That planet over there is Mars.Little Brother: Then that other one must be Pa’s.
My brother’s one of the biggest stickup men in town.Gosh is he really?Yes, he’s a six-foot-six billposter.
