Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?A: The vegetable garden.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who dropped out of nursing school?A: She was doing great until she found out she would have to perform the Hymenlick Manuever.
Q: What did the dumb blonde say when told that “Scheherezade” was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?A: “Why’d his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names ?!!?”
Q: What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon?A: A vacant posession.
Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?A: She’s trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: What kinds of people don’t get invited to blonde parties? A: Women!
Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, “How do you get to the other side?” “You are on the other side,” the other blonde yells back.
”Have you heard my knock-knock joke?” asked the blonde. ”No,” said the brunette. ”Okay,” said the blonde, ”you start.”
Q: Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes? A: Gives ’em something to do on Saturday night!
Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common? A: They can both drive you crazy.
A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead, and she sighs. “Here we go again.”
