A blonde came home from school one day and said to her mom, ”I can count higher then all the kids in my second grade class, do you think it is because I am a blonde?” Her mother replied, ”Of couse it is, dear.” The next day, the blonde said, ”I can say the alphabet […]
Did you hear why they closed the Seattle Kingdom? While the crowd was doing the wave, two blondes drowned.
Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead and one’s a blonde.The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.She says no and the executioner shouts, ”Ready! Aim!” Suddenly the brunette yells, ”EARTHQUAKE!!!” Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while […]
Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?A: She didn’t like it because she couldn’t get channel 9.
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?A: To catch everything that goes over their heads
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!
Q: Why don’t blondes eat bananas?A1: They can’t find the zipper.A2: They cant find the pull tab.
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jelly?A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
Q: What’s a blonde’s favourite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
