Q: Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?A: She didn’t know where to buy Left Guard!
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who gave her cat a bath?A: She still hasn’t gotten all the hair off her tongue.
Q: Why did it take the blonde a whole week to wash three basement windows?A: It took her six days just to dig the holes to put the ladder in.
Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?A: It is the one with the kickstand.
Q: Where do you look for blonde’s obituaries?A: Under “Home Improvements.”
Q: What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials?A: Double-dumb.
Q: How did the blonde kill her toy poodle?A: Trying to put batteries in it.
Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth? A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.
Q: What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets?A: She went looking for the three guys.
Q: How can you tell if a cat is blonde?A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.
