How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday? Tell her a joke on a Monday!
How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright? Shine a torch in her ear!
Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? It said “concentrate” on it!
Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run – she is still holding the grenade!
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? She didn’t want to wake the sleeping tablets!
A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O’clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn’t jump.Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. […]
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette.When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought, […]
Three blondes were walking through a field when they came across a set of tracks.The first blonde looked down at the tracks and said, “I think they could be bird tracks.”The second blonde went to look and said, “No, I think these are deer tracks.”They stepped aside and the third blonde went over to the […]
A blonde was driving down the road listening to the radio and was quite upset when she heard blonde joke after blonde joke. A little way down the road, she saw another blonde out in a field rowing a boat. The blonde stopped her car and angrily jumped out yelling, “You dumb blonde bimbo! It’s […]
