How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday? Tell her a joke on a Monday!
How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright? Shine a torch in her ear!
Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? It said “concentrate” on it!
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run – she is still holding the grenade!
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? She didn’t want to wake the sleeping tablets!
Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!
A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O’clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn’t jump.Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. […]
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette.When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought, […]
Three blondes were walking through a field when they came across a set of tracks.The first blonde looked down at the tracks and said, “I think they could be bird tracks.”The second blonde went to look and said, “No, I think these are deer tracks.”They stepped aside and the third blonde went over to the […]
A blonde was driving down the road listening to the radio and was quite upset when she heard blonde joke after blonde joke. A little way down the road, she saw another blonde out in a field rowing a boat. The blonde stopped her car and angrily jumped out yelling, “You dumb blonde bimbo! It’s […]
