Did you hear about the blonde with tire marks on her back? She crawled across the street when the sign said “DON’T WALK”.
I looked into a blonde’s eyes, but all I saw was the back of her head!
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up!
Why don’t you see blonde pharmacists? They can’t get the bottles into the typewriter!
What do you call a blonde standing between two brunettes? A mental block!
Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break… It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!
Did you hear about the blonde who was a really good cook? She could get pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece!
What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them but never see any!
