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Blonde jokes

Did you hear about the blonde …

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Did you hear about the blonde with tire marks on her back? She crawled across the street when the sign said “DON’T WALK”.

Blonde jokes

What do blondes and beer bottl…

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What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up!

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I looked into a blonde’s eyes,…

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I looked into a blonde’s eyes, but all I saw was the back of her head!

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What do you call a blonde with…

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted!

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Why don’t you see blonde pharm…

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Why don’t you see blonde pharmacists? They can’t get the bottles into the typewriter!

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What do you call a blonde stan…

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What do you call a blonde standing between two brunettes? A mental block!

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What do you call 100 blondes s…

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What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel!

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Be careful never to let a blon…

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Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break… It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!

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Postcard from a blonde: Having…

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Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?

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I offered a blonde a penny for…

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I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts…. she gave me change!

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Did you hear about the blonde …

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Did you hear about the blonde who was a really good cook? She could get pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece!

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What do smart blondes and UFOs…

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What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them but never see any!