Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won’t give in?A: “Have another beer.”
Q: What do Blondes say after sex?A1: Thanks Guys.A2: Are you boys all in the same band?A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?
Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you eat them.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?A: The joystick is wet.
Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?A: Her ankles.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back!
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?A: The blonde works in the dark!
Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her!
A blonde tried to blow up her husband’s car, but burned her lips on the tailpipe.
Want to know how to amuse a blonde for hours? Write please turn over on both sides of the paper!
