Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won’t give in?A: “Have another beer.”
Q: What do Blondes say after sex?A1: Thanks Guys.A2: Are you boys all in the same band?A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?
Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you eat them.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?A: The joystick is wet.
Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?A: Her ankles.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back!
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?A: The blonde works in the dark!
Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her!
Want to know how to amuse a blonde for hours? Write please turn over on both sides of the paper!
A blonde tried to blow up her husband’s car, but burned her lips on the tailpipe.
