Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?A: So brunettes can remember them.
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.
Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?A: She saw “911” on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a computer?A: You only have to punch information into a computer once. Q: What’s the Blonde’s cheer?A: ” I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B.L.O.N….ah, oh well.. I’m blonde, I’m blonde, yea yea yea…”
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common?A: They both have black roots.
Q: Why was the blondes’ belly button sore ?A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too.
