A blonde comes home from a day of shopping and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls the fire department on her cell phone. “Please state the nature of your emergency,” says the operator.”Help! My house is on fire!” the blonde replies.”Okay, where do you live?””In a house you silly billy!” the […]
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts.A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, “Ma’am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?””Why, officer?” asks the blonde.”Because your blouse is open and your breast is exposed.””Oh my goodness,” exclaims the blonde, “I left my […]
One morning this blonde calls her friend and says, “Would you mind coming over and helping me out with this killer jigsaw puzzle I bought — I can’t figure out how to get started.”Her friend asks, “What’s the puzzle of?””From the picture on the box, I’d guess it’s a tiger,” replied the blonde.The friend obliges, […]
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?A: She moved.
A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun.She goes to his apartment that same day, with the gun in hand. Sure enough, when she opens the door, she finds her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead. She points the gun at her boyfriend at […]
A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a Coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins. She returns and starts feeding the machine madly and of course the machine keeps feeding out drinks.Another person walks up behind the blonde and watches her […]
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
Q: Why is the blonde’s brain the size of a pea in the morning?A: It swells at night.
Q: Why can’t blondes put in light bulbs?A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?A: Far-from-thinkin
