Q. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?A. So she wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills.
Q. What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?A. A rebel without a clue!
Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A. The 1995 Hide and Seek World Champion.
There’s a brunette standing in the middle of a street jumping up and down, counting “57, 57, 57.” A blonde walks up to her and decides that this game could be fun. She asks the brunette if she can play too and the brunette says, “Sure.” So the two jump up and down counting “57, […]
A blonde was swimming. She swam deeper and deeper until she drowned.Her husband came home and found her dead in the bathtub.
A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead were standing in a line before a firing squad. The commander says, “READY, AIM” and the brunette yells “TORNADO!” All the people turned around and looked and the brunette ran away. Next, it’s the redhead’s turn. The commander says, “READY, AIM” and the redhead yells “HURRICANE!” Once again […]
Q. What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown?A. Artificial intelligence.
A blonde walks into a hair salon to get her hair cut wearing headphones. The stylist asks her to take off her headphones but the blonde refuses. So the stylist takes them off and the blonde collapses to the ground and dies. The stylist picks up the headphones and hears, “Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe […]
One day there was a blonde riding a horse. The horse kept going faster and faster until the blonde fell off, with her foot getting stuck in the stirrup. Hearing her screams for help, finally a Wal-Mart clerk came over and turned off the merry-go-round.
Q. If a blonde and a brunette were falling off a building, who would hit the ground first?A. The brunette because the blonde would stop for directions.
Q. Why did the blonde write “TGIF” on her shoes?A. To remind her that “toes go in first.”
