Q. How do you confuse a blonde?A. Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Q. Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?A. To see what was on the other side.
Q. How do you drown a blonde?A1. Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.A2. Stick a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.
Q. Why did the blonde get so excited when she finished the jigsaw puzzle after only 6 months?A. Because on the box it said: From 2-4 years.
Q. How did the blonde die ice-fishing?A. She was run over by the zambonis machine.
Q. What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?A. “Thanks for the refill!”
A redhead, a brunette and a blonde all escape from a prison together. They run into the nearby woods and all climb up seperate trees. When the police find the redheads tree and ask who is up there, the redhead chirps like a bird. Then the police go to the brunette’s tree. When they ask […]
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a deserted island together. The island is 20 miles from the nearest inhabited island so they all decide to try to swim there. The redhead makes it 10 miles, is exhausted, gives up, and drowns. The brunette makes it 15 miles before she’s too […]
Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A. You can park in the handicap zone.
Q.Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?A. She kept throwing out all the W’s.
One day while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck’s driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not […]
