Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?A: She threw it off a cliff.
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?A: From eating with forks.
A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, “Awww, look at the dead birdie.”The blonde stops, looks up, and says, “Where?”
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.
A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, ” Officer, I’m so glad you are here. I […]
One day, a blonde and her friend were walking through the park. Suddenly, the blonde’s friend said, “Oh, look, a dead birdie!” The blonde looked up and said, “Where?”
Q. What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?A. “It’s okay Daddy, I’m not hurt.”
