Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?A: An air bag.
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
Q: Why are blondes hurt by people’s words?A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste good.
Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives?A: They always forget the “11” in “9-1-1”.
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?A: A Space Invader.
Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots?A: Flattered.
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs?A1: Because they can spell it.A2: Because they can spell BWM.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that invented the solar flashlight?
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot?A: Bigfoot has been sighted.
