Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense?A: (I’ll tell you tomorrow.)
Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?A: Because she loved children.
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes??A: Because they can understand them.
Q: Why don’t blondes have elevator jobs?A: They don’t know the route.
Q: How does a blonde commit suicide?A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?A: A visitor.
A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she’d been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.Cop: Do you know where you were going?Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad ’cause all the people were leaving.
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
