When a blonde goes to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat ?Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row
Q: Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?A: She thought it was Diet Coke.
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord – nothing happens.She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.The blonde jumps out of the plane and yells “Oh! So you wanna race, huh?”
Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?A: She sneezes.
Teller: Why did the blonde move to L.A.?Blonde: I don’t know. Why?Teller: It was easier to spell.Blonde: Easier than what?
Q: Did you hear what the blonde who was opening a new bar said when her lawyer explained to her that she needed a liquor license? A: “Oh, it’s not gonna be THAT kind of a bar. That’s disgusting!”
Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers licence ?A: She wasn’t used to the front seat!
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN ?A: She didn’t know what ONE came first…
Q: How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?A: She fell out of the tree.
Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?A: A thought.
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proofreading.
