Q: What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above?A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.
Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?A: So you don’t have to retrain them every Monday.
Q: What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes?A: None, as usual… and they most likely didn’t understand them either.
Q.) What happens when a Blonde eats a mosquito? A.) She has more brain cells in her stomach than her head.
Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?A: So they don’t get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying “I don’t know?” whenever you ask them a question.
… Q.) Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?A.) Because red means Stop.
Q.) What would you call a bunch of blondes stacked on top of each other?A.) An air mattress.
Q: Why do blondes stand under light bulbs?A: It’s the closest they’ll come to a bright idea.
I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with.I dyed my hair !
Q: Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?A: They want to measure their intelligence.
Q: Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?A: In case she wanted black coffee.
Q: Why don’t blondes like buttered toast?A: They can’t figure out which side the butter goes on.
