What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?Branch manager.
Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?The rest are hunt’n peckers.
Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops?So they can tell if they are going to work or going home, while on the bus.
Did you hear the one about the blonde that had a problem with her bed?She couldn’t find a knife large enough to apply the bed spread.
What is every blonde’s ambition in life? To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
Hear about the blonde explorer?She bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sahara Desert.
Why did the blonde call the welfare office?She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
What did the blonde’s mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?”Just flush it like everybody else does.”
Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?She wanted to get a dark tan.
Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? That’s where you wash all your vegetables!
Why did the blonde run out of shampoo? She kept following the instructions: lather, rinse, repeat!
