One day a blonde woman was down on her luck and she needed a quick way to get money.She saw some kids playing and thought “Hey! Maybe I can kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom!” So she creeps up and snatches one.So she began to write a note: “I have kidnaped your son […]
A blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, “Cruise Special — $99!”. She goes inside, lays her money on the counter and says, “I’d like the $99 cruise special, please.” The agent grabs her, drags her into the back room, ties her to a large inner tube, then drags […]
There was a blonde who was at an all blonde football game.At halftime she was called down to answer questions to seeif she could win $1000. The first question was what is 10 plus 11?She hesitates and says, hm.. 5! The host says no im sorry thats incorrect.All of the blondes in the stadium chanted […]
A blonde and her husband were driving home, when they hit a rabit. They both got out of the car and stood over the poor creature.The blonde and her husband just stood their, when she said “Oh i know.”So she when in the car and rumaged through her purse and came out with what lookeda […]
Three blondes are stranded on an island. A fairy comes along and says that she will grant each person a wish.So the first blonde says she wants to be really smart so she digs and finds a cell phone and calls the Army.The second blonde says that she wants to be even smarter so she […]
Q:Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it??A: No one the first four dont exsist and the other blonde thought it was a gumwraper!
A blonde went to eletronic store and she asked, “How is much is this TV?” The salesman said, “Sorry, we don”t sell to blondes.” The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, “Sorry, we don”t sell to blondes.” The next day she came […]
Why can’t blondes make Kool Aid?Because they can’t figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.
A blonde’s house is on fire. She runs outside and yells, “Help me! My house is on fire! What do I do?!” Someone else yells, “Call 911!”The blonde yells back, “What’s the number?”
A man works in the operations department of a large bank. Employees call him from the field when they have problems with their computers. One night a blonde woman from a branch bank called him and said, “I’ve got smoke coming from the back of my computer terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?”
Did you hear about the two females who were watching a blonde walk by? The first one said, “I wonder whether she’s a natural blonde or a bleached blonde.” Her friend said, “She’s a suicide blonde.”The other said, “Suicide blonde? What’s that?”The friend said, “Dyed by her own hand!”
One day a blonde went to a sea food restaurant and saw the tank where they kept the lobsters. She took pity on these creatures and hid them in her purse. Later she went to the woods to set the poor animals free.
