“I guess I didn’t get my birthday wish.” “How do you know?” “You’re still here!”
Why couldn’t prehistoric man send birthday cards? The stamps kept falling off the rocks!
How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?He has a whale of a party!
Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer? Because you said it was pound cake!
It was Grandpa Jones’ 100th birthday and he was still in perfect health. At his birthday party he was asked how he managed to live so long and stay so fit.He explained “I put my long life down to spending so much time out of doors. I’ve been in the open air, day after day, […]
Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally depressed. The bartender, serving him a drink, asked what was wrong.”I’ll never understand women” said Joe. “The other night on my birthday, my wife said as my gift, I could do with her what I wanted.””Wow! That’s quite some gift” said the bartender. “So why are […]
“Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing.I told my computer that today is my birthday,and it said that I needed an upgrade.”
“I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing ‘Happy Birthday.’”
BoyFriend: Why didn’t you give me anything for my birthday?GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.
