Why won’t anyone eat the dogs birthday cake? Because he always slobbers out the candles!
“I’m giving a ‘surprised’ birthday party for you.” “A ‘surprised’. birthday party? What’s that?” “That’s where I invite a bunch of your friends, and if any of them come, I’ll be surprised!”
“My birthday’s coming”Do you know what I need?” “Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?”
“Did you go shopping for my birthday present?” “Yeah, and I found the perfect thing.” “What thing is that?” “Nothing!”
“Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.” “Next time, take off the candles.”
Why did the boy put candles on the toilet? He wanted to have a birthday potty!
What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday? I don’t know, but you’d better hope he likes it!
What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday? “Happy Birthday To Gnu!”
“I guess I didn’t get my birthday wish.” “How do you know?” “You’re still here!”
Why did Davy Crockett always wear a coonskin cap? It was a birthday present from his wife!
