For his birthday the monster asked for a heavy sweater. So they gave him a sumo wrestler!

What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!

When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?When it’s been sliced.

“Were any famous men born on your birthday?” “No, only little babies.”

“This birthday cake certainly is crunchy.” “Maybe you should spit out the plate!”

Man l: “I got my wife a VCP for her birthday” Man 2: “Don’t you mean a VCR?” Man 1: “No, a VCP . . . Very Cheap Present!”

What is an elf’s favourite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!

What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow? A birthday pheasant!

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!

Why did the fat monster put a candle on his tummy? He was celebrating his girthday!

Did you hear about the dancer’s birthday? It was a tappy one!

How can you tell if an elephant’s been to your birthday party? Look for his footprints in the ice cream.