Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?Because it ran out of cluck !

What do you call a crazy chicken ?A cuckoo cluck !

How long do chickens work ? Around the cluck !

Why does a chicken coop have two doors ?Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?An alarm cluck !

Why did the chicken cross the playground ?To get to the other slide

Why did the chicken cross the “net” ?It wanted to get to the other site !

Why didn’t the chicken skeleton cross the road ?Because he didn’t have enough guts

Why did the turkey cross the road ?To prove he wasn’t chicken

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?He heard the referee calling fowls

What is the definition of Robin ? A bird who steals !

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ? Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !