Where do the cleverest parrots live?In the brain tree forests!

Q: Why did the chicken say, “Meow, oink, bow-wow, and moo?” A: He was studying foreign languages.

My parrot lays square eggs but can only say one word. What’s that? Ouch!

What is the difference between a fly and a bird ?A bird can fly but a fly can’t bird !

What is the strongest bird ?A crane !

What birds are found in Portugal ?Portu-geese !

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !

What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ?It eggs-plodes !

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?Dead.

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?An eggroll !

What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg ?The bombshell !

Is chicken soup good for your health ?Not if you’re the chicken !