What’s the definition of Polystyrene?A plastic parrot!

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath? Polly unsaturated!

What geometric figure is like a runaway parrot?A polygon .

Teacher: What’s the definition of a Polygamist?Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

What’s the definition of a Parapet?Pet parrot kept by parachutist!

What’s the definition of Parity?Two parrots exactly the same!

Where do blind parrots go for treatment?The Birds Eye counter!

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock? Politics

What is a parrot’s favorite game? Hide and Speak!

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot? An animal that’s always telling you how busy it is!

Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?The parrots eat em all (Paracetamol)

Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage? Pupil: For a parrot to perch on, miss.