What’s a parrot’s favourite song?I love Parrots in the Springtime!

Why is politics for the birds?Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!

What are a parrot’s favourite literary characters?Mr Macawber and Pollyanna!

What’s a parrot’s favourite game?Monopoly!

How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?It speaks in Polly-syllables!

Why do parrots carry umbrellas?So they don’t become polly-saturated!

What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?Polly want a quacker!

Which bird ran for President?H. Ross Parrot

What do you call the place where parrots make films?Pollywood!

What did the parrot say on Independence Day?Polly wants a firecracker!

What did the rich socialite’s parrot say?Polly want a cracker, with cavier please!

What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.