What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ? ‘Dad, dad, look what marma-laid’ !
What is the definition of a goose ?An animal that grows down as it grows up !
What goes ‘peck, bang, peck, bang, peck, bang’ ? A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !
Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting “Pieces of four”? Short John Silver!
Why did the bird join he air force?He wanted to be a parrot trooper!
