Did you hear about the vampire bicycle that went round biting people’s arms off? It was a vicious cycle.
My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do? Take his bike away.
While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed to two sacks the man had on his shoulders. “What’s in the bags?”, asked the guard.”Sand,” said the cyclist.”Get them off – we’ll take a look,” said the guard. The Cyclist did as he was told, emptied the […]
