What did the bicycle call its dad?Pop-cycle

Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands? A: Because they’re two-tired.

What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ?Bicycle petals !

What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ?Bike carbonate of soda !

What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ?Petal !

Why can’t an elephant ride a bicycle?Because he doesn’t have a thumb to ring the bell.

Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes ?Sir Francis Brake !

When is a bicycle not a bicycle?When it turns into a driveway.

Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself?Because it is two-tired (too tired).

A math student who used to come to the university on foot every day arrives one day on a fancy new bicycle. “Where did you get the bike from?” his friends want to know. “It’s a `thank you’ present”, he explains, “from that freshman girl I’ve been tutoring. But the story is kind of weird…” […]

The cyclist, passing a pedestrian crossing, runs into a man, and they both fall down. -“Geez, are you lucky.” The cyclist says. -“What do you mean by lucky ?” The pedestrian angrily asks. “I got hurt really bad.” -“Ah, you’re lucky because I recently lost my license. I usually drive a bus.”

Q: How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb? A: It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.