A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her house after dark. ‘Hello, Jenny,’ said the neighbour. ‘Isn’t it time for little girls to be in bed?’ ‘How would I know?’ asked Jenny. ‘I haven’t got any little girls.’
Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log.
I’d love you to stay the night, but I’m afraid you’ll have to make your own bed. Oh, that’s all right, I don’t mind at all.Right. Here’s a hammer, a saw, and some nails. The wood’s in the garage. I have four legs, but only one foot. What am I? A bed
Three boys were sharing the same bed on holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided to sleep on the floor. After a while, one of his friends told him he might as well get in to bed again. There’s lots of room now,’ he said.
I’d like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress?Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year.
You can’t have any more chocolates tonight. It’s not good for you to go to bed on a full stomach. Oh, Mum. I promise I’ll lay on my side.
Did you hear about the granny who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster by mistake? She spent the night popping out of bed.
I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role?No, just toast and marmalade.
I don’t think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when I’m wide awake, and gets me up when I’m sleepy!
Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music.
