What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?When your nose touches the ceiling !

What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?Sleep on the sofa.

Knock KnockWho’s there !Bed !Bed who ?Bed you can’t guess who I am!

I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off and rolled away. I picked it up and put it on. A child walked up to me and said: “Good grief, where are your feet?” I must have left them in bed !

Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?To draw the curtains !

Why did the kid punch the bed?His mother told him to hit the hay.

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?He wanted to see how long he slept.

When is your mind like a rumpled bed?When it isn’t made up yet.

How can you shorten a bed?Don’t sleep long in it.

When does a bed grow longer?At night, because two feet are added to it.

Why are rivers lazy?Because they never get off their beds.