Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I suggest you take a cold bath every morning. Patient: Oh, but I do, doctor. Doctor: You do? Patient: Yes, every morning I take a nice cold bath and fill it with nice hot water!
Does your brother keep himself clean? Oh, yes. He takes a bath every month whether he needs one or not.
Mom: Joe, time for your medicine. Joe: I’ll run the bath then.Mom: Why? Joe: Because on the bottle it says “to be taken in water.”
Hotel guest: Can you give me a room and a bath, please? Porter: I can give you a room, but you’ll have to wash yourself.
Did you hear about the idiot who had a new bath put in? The plumber said, “Would you like a plug for it?” The idiot replied, “Oh, I didn’t know it was electric.”
Dr Frankenstein: I’ve just invented something that everyone in the world will want! You know how you get a nasty ring around the bathtub every time you use it, and you have to clean the ring off? Igor: Yes, I hate it. Dr Frankenstein: Well, you need never have a bathtub ring again! I’ve invented […]
Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a bath. Monster: Why? Robot: Otherwise I get rusty nails.
Boy: Dad, dad, there’s a spider in the bath. Dad: What’s wrong with that? You’ve seen spiders before. Boy: Yes, but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!
Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your bath, Mrs Soap? Mrs Soap: No, doctor. By the time I’d drunk the bath there wasn’t room for medicine.
The plumber was working in a house when the lady of the house said to him, “Will it be alright if I have a bath while you’re having your lunch?””It’s okay with me lady,” said the plumber, “as long as you don’t splash my sandwiches.”
How do vampire football players get the mud off? They all get in the bat-tub.
