There is a new Barbie doll on the market – FrankenBarbie …comes with bolts through her neck

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Shock Therapy Barbie …car battery and wires included

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Manic-Depressive Barbie …with a set of Oriental throwing knives

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Divorce Barbie …includes the house, the car, and half of Ken’s belongings

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Broken Bungee Barbie …Barbie doll lying broken on the pavement

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Crash Test Barbie …comes with car and brick wall

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Marie Antionette Barbie …with removable head; guillotine included

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Hiroshima Barbie …just a shadow of her former self

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – East German Swim Team Barbie …a Barbie head on a Ken doll

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Frozen Barbie on a Stick …in your grocer’s frozen food section