There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Hippie Barbie …complete with simulated controlled substances and paraphernalia

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Witch Doctor Barbie …with potions and face paints

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Werewolf Barbie …normal doll, except under a full moon

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Cyclops Barbie …one eye, right in the middle of her forehead; Cyclops Ken sold separately

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Hockey Barbie …comes with hockey stick and missing teeth

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Marsha Clark Barbie …with a bad haircut and a bad attitude

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Kleptomaniac Barbie …doll with suction cup hands

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Microsoft Barbie …Barbie doll with Bill Gates’ head

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Body-Piercing Barbie …comes with mini-piercing gun and mini-body ornaments

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Tasmanian Barbie …spins like a top!

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Siamese Twins Barbie …complete with surgical instruments

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Junkie Barbie …complete with needle tracks