There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Godzilla Barbie …six foot tall lizard with Barbie head

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Chernobyl Barbie …glows in the dark

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Lion Tamer Barbie …lion is included; Barbie’s head is not

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Bearded Barbie …complete with tweezers

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Circus Clown Barbie …complete with scary face paint and scary wig

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Human Cannonball Barbie …complete with spring-loaded cannon that will shoot her 15-20 feet

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Hunchback Barbie …pull the string and she cries, “Sanctuary! Sanctuary!”

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Tonya Harding Barbie …you didn’t think we’d sell one without the other, did you?

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Barbie Brain in a Jar …an empty jar

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Militant Femminist Barbie …with an assault rifle

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Hippie Barbie …complete with simulated controlled substances and paraphernalia

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Mortal Kombat Barbie …includes more blood than you can even imagine