There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Rasta Barbie …she’s got a tie-dyed t-shirt, dreadlocks and reggae CD; rolling papers sold separately

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Trailer Trash Barbie …complete with double wide trailer home

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – House Wife Barbie …dressed in ratty, old housecoat; comes with dirty laundry and sink full of dishes

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Sumo Barbie …comes with thong

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Teenage Pregnancy Barbie …complete with dropout forms. Angry parents and deadbeat boyfriend sold separately

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Funeral Home Barbie …complete with hearse, coffin and kicky little shroud

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Mick Jagger Barbie …Mick with Barbie’s head…but Mick’s lips

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Headgear Barbie …guaranteed to make kids with braces feel better!

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Jock Barbie …looks like Dennis Rodman

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Easter Island Barbie …the famous statue with blonde hair

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Banjo Barbie …complete with straw hat and Earl Scruggs cassette

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Tree Hugger Barbie …pull the string and she spouts environmentalist rhetoric