What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?”You have a lot of appeal.”

What do you do if you see a blue banana? Try to cheer it up.

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?Cut it in half.

What’s yellow and writes? A ball-point banana.

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

Teacher: What is Ba + Na2? Pupil: Banana.

Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?Because if you don’t C sharp you’ll B flat.

How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

Why are bananas never lonely? Because they hang around in bunches.

Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet. Andy: Did she lose weight? Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees well!

Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant? Nick: I don’t know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can’t talk.

Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.