Mother Banana: Why didn’t you go to school today?Little Banana: Because I didn’t peel well.

Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn’t find a date.

What would you call two banana skins ?A pair of slippers.

The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana.

What’s the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

They’re not going to grow bananas any longer. Really? Why not? Because they’re long enough already.

What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?”You have a lot of appeal.”

How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

Why are bananas never lonely? Because they hang around in bunches.

Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet. Andy: Did she lose weight? Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees well!

Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant? Nick: I don’t know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can’t talk.

Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.